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16.10.200736KB
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08.04.200764.2KB
track list: 01 - armageddon suite 02 - harry & grace make peace 03 - aj's return 04 - oil ring 05 -Track List: 01 - Armageddon Suite 02 - Harry & Grace Make Peace 03 - AJ's Return 04 - Oil Ring 05 - Leaving 06 - Evacuation 07 - Harry Arrives at NASA 08 - Back in Business 09 - Launch 10 - 5 Words 11 - Underwater Simulation 12 - Finding Grace 13 - Armadillo 14 - Short Straw 15 - Demands 16 - Death of MIR 17 - Armageddon Piano 18 - Long Distance Goodbye - Landing Pass: josuefunes :hi:
10.11.200749.6KB
blur - the great 1. - 3:10 2. Blur - The Great Escape(1995) 1. "Stereotypes" - 3:10 2. "Country House" - 3:57 3. "Best Days" - 4:49 4. "Charmless Man" - 3:34 5. "Fade Away" - 4:19 6. "Top Man" - 4:00 7. "The Universal" - 3:58 8. "Mr. Robinson's Quango" - 4:02 9. "He Thought of Cars" - 4:15 10. "It Could Be You" - 3:14 11. "Ernold Same" - 2:07 12. "Globe Alone" - 2:23 13. "Dan Abnormal" - 3:24 14. "Entertain Me" - 4:19 15. "Yuko and Hiro" - 5:24 :hi: :hi: :hi:
18.10.20073.3KB

 
1 - e-o-e (el africano) 2 - hey, vos 3 - salta 4 - pontelo ponselo 5 - africano 6 - que noche,1 - E-O-E (El Africano) 2 - Hey, Vos 3 - Salta 4 - Pontelo Ponselo 5 - Africano 6 - Que Noche, Anoche 7 - El Boliche Se Quemo 8 - 1,2,3 Cha-Cha-Cha 9 - E-O-E (Alza Las Manos Remix) Download Link: password: EgWolverine
05.09.200718.8KB
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17.02.200722.7KB
1. don't want to miss a thing 2. crazy 3. blind man 4. dream on 5. seasons of winter 6. what it1. Don't Want To Miss A Thing 2. Crazy 3. Blind Man 4. Dream On 5. Seasons Of Winter 6. What It Takes 7. The Reason 8. Cryin' 9. Druces Are Wild 10. Amazing 11. Angel 12. Don't Get Mad, Get Even 13. Janie's Got A Gun 14. Major Barbra 15. You See Me Crying :hi: :hi: no pass
18.10.200717.7KB
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15.02.200719.2KB

 
locomania is s budget priced train simulation game from house 7fx ltd. this game has limited appealLocoMANIA is s budget priced train simulation game from development house 7FX Ltd. This game has limited appeal for most players but there is a certain niche market out there. A quick look on the web shows some average reviews, mostly 5 and 6’s out of 10, but this could be worth a download if your into Trains considering its only about 200MB. Loco Mania is a fast paced, action/strategy game that puts you in charge of managing an entire railway network. Players have to control switches, semaphores and train directions to get the trains through the system as quickly and efficiently as possible. Each level will put players through a multitude of tasks from getting trains to their destination on time to guiding trains with hazard laden cargo safely home. Successfully clearing the trains through the railway system improves the players score and unlocks maps to take the game through progressively challenging levels. Loco Mania will feature 12 maps each inspired by various European landscapes designed to provide a unique gameplay experience. Features: Multiple game modes each with their own unique challenges. All train models are based on real trains with 26 locos (steam-powered, electric and diesel) and 36 carriages. - Loco Mania contains over 12 different maps inspired by different European landscapes each with an increasing degree of difficulty. Gameplay allows you to control switches, semaphores and directions of all trains. A unique Inspection mode allows you to survey your tracks and the various landscapes from a 3D view point on top of your train. Beautifully detailed 3D environments with effects such as; steam, chimney smoke, rotating wheels, real time lighting and shadows. Simulation of weather effects and daylight, faint rain, snowing, streetlights, low-altitude clouds hovering above the landscape. Realistic sounds for all ingame objects and addictive background music for each map. Includes a beginner friendly tutorial to teach you the elementary controls and strategy. Minimum sytem requirements: Windows 98/Me, Windows 2000, or Windows XP 1.0 Ghz Intel? Pentium? III or AMD? Athlon? processor 256 MB RAM (512MB for XP) 4x CD-ROM/DVD-ROM drive Approx. 500 MB free hard disk space 32 MB 3D accelerated video card with support for Vertex and Pixel shader 1.1 (nVidia GeForce4+ or ATI). Release name: LocoMania-HATRED Size: 1 CD, 219.37 MB Genre: Simulation Protection: Serial File name: htd-lcma :hi:
15.11.20077.8KB
boney m - the maxi - single collection extended vol.1 (2005) mp3 | 320 kbps | covers | single cd |Boney M - The Maxi - Single Collection Extended Vol.1 (2005) MP3 | 320 kbps | Covers | Single CD | 179 MB tracklist: 01. Boney M - Dancing In The Streets 02. Boney M - Rasputin 03. Boney M - Painter Man 04. Boney M - My Friend Jack 05. Boney M - I See A Boat (On The River) 06. Boney M - Gotta Go Home 07. Boney M - El Lute 08. Boney M - Gadda-Da-Vida (Long Version) 09. Boney M - Children Of Paradise 10. Boney M - Felicidad (Margherita) 11. Boney M - Strange 12. Boney M - Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord :hi: :hi: :hi:
06.12.20079.5KB
track list: 1- spirits in the material world 2- secret agent man 3- don“t change 4- burnin“Track List: 1- Spirits in the Material World 2- Secret Agent Man 3- Don“t Change 4- Burnin“ Rubber 5- Boll Weevil 6- Blur the Technicolor 7- Watusi Rodeo 8- Here Comes the Night 9- Jungle Groove 10- Ife 11- My Pet 12- It“s Alright 13- Ace in Africa Pass: josuefunes :hi:
10.11.200721.2KB
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16.01.200855.9KB

 
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26.10.200711.5KB
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04.10.200716.4KB
- sweet dreams (radio - sweet dreams (club mix) 03 - sweet dreams (house mix) 04 - sweet dreamsTrackList 01 - Sweet Dreams (Radio Version) 02 - Sweet Dreams (Club Mix) 03 - Sweet Dreams (House Mix) 04 - Sweet Dreams (Oriental Mix) 05 - Sweet Dreams (Hola Mix) Download Link:
05.09.200718.4KB
|band| disturbed |genre| metal |info| |length| 48.16 min |size| 63 mb |myspace| to listen|Band| Disturbed |Genre| Alternative Metal |Info| --{Various}-- |Length| 48.16 min |Size| 63 Mb |MySpace| To Listen |From| |TrackList| 1.Dehumanized 2.A Welcome Burden 3.Fade to black (Metallica cover) 4.Glass Shatters 5.Forsaken 6.God of the Mind 7.Hell 8.Monster 9.Perfect Insainity 10.Sickened 11.Two Worlds 12.Awake 13.This Moment Download: :hi: :hi: :hi:
18.10.200738.5KB

 
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13.10.200711.3KB
license to wed to wedLicense To Wed DvDrip-aXXo "License to Wed" urmareste povestea unui cuplu, Ben Murphy si Sadie Jones. Sadie a visat dintodeuna sa se marite in stil traditional, in biserica familiei.Problema e ca biserica St. Augustine n-are decat o zi libera in urmatorii doi ani in care nunta ar putea avea loc, iar carismaticul Reverend Frank (Robin Williams) nu vrea sa-i cunune pe Ben si Sadie decat dupa acestia trec cu brio de cursul sau matrimonial.Dupa lectii innebunitoare, teme pentru acasa naucitoare si ceva.. Download License To Wed DvDrip-aXXo-part.1 Download License To Wed DvDrip-aXXo-part.2 Download License To Wed DvDrip-aXXo-part.3 Download License To Wed DvDrip-aXXo-part.4 Download License To Wed DvDrip-aXXo-part.5 Download License To Wed DvDrip-aXXo-part.6 Download License To Wed DvDrip-aXXo-part.7 Download License To Wed DvDrip-aXXo-part.8 no pass
22.10.200746.5KB
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18.10.200754.5KB
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25.10.200726.3KB

 
1. red intro 2. how many mics 3. ready or not 4. zealots 5. the beast 6. fu-gee-la 7.1. Red Intro 2. How Many Mics 3. Ready Or Not 4. Zealots 5. The Beast 6. Fu-Gee-La 7. Family Business 8. Killing Me Softly 9. The Score 10. The Mask 11. Cowboys 12. No Woman, No Cry 13. Manifest/Outro 14. Fu-Gee-La (Refugee Camp Remix) 15. Fu-Gee-La (Sly & Robbie Mix) 16. Mista Mista :hi: :hi: :hi:
20.10.20078.1KB
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02.02.200740.9KB
pride and prejudice- story is based on jane austen's novel about five sisters - jane, elizabeth,Pride and Prejudice- Engl-aXXo The story is based on Jane Austen's novel about five sisters - Jane, Elizabeth, Mary, Kitty and Lydia Bennet - in Georgian England.. no pass
10.10.200716.5KB
track list: 1. heroes - the come with me - puff daddy 3. deeper - no shelter - rage against theTrack List: 1. Heroes - The Wallflowers 2. Come With Me - Puff Daddy 3. Deeper Underground - Jamiroquai 4. No Shelter - Rage Against The Machine 5. Air - Ben Folds Five 6. Running Knees - Days Of The New 7. Macy Day Parade - Michael Penn 8. Walk The Sky - Fuel 9. A320 - Foo Fighters 10. Brain Stew (The Godzilla Remix) - Green Day 11. Untitled - Silverchair 12. Out There - Fuzzbubble 13. Undercover - Joey DeLuxe 14. Opening Titles - David Arnold 15. Looking For Clues - David Arnold Pass: josuefunes :hi:
10.11.200767.2KB

 
first of all i have to say that there is almost no for this game on the web and so why almost noFirst of all i have to say that there is almost no information for this game on the web and so that’s why there’s almost no external links and the quality of the pictures is bad, i had to capture them from a flash trailer which sucks but its better than nothing. This release is the video game adaptation of the cartoon series Totally Spies, called Totally Party. So yea this is a party game which is really a game made up of loads and loads of mini games. Obviously for the kiddies this could keep em quite for a while, especially if they’re into Totally Spies. Sam, Alex and Clover decide to room together in their dream house. Life couldn’t get cooler, until they’ve unwittingly made their home right above an Underground Secret Services Centre. To prevent a catastrophic security leak, Jerry, the Centre Chief has no choice but to take them on as special agents. The game is primarily based upon a series of mini-games distributed around 10 boards and a showroom. On each board, 1 to 3 players will be able to face-off with a bad guy The players must win the mini-games in order to gain popularity points and lay traps against the bad guy. Watch out, the bad guys can also lay traps The goal of each board is to win the most popularity points possible before defeating the bad guy, in order to win the most gorgeous ball gown, take part in a fashion show and become the most popular girl at school. Features: 3 playable characters are the 3 Totally Spies: Alex, Sam and Clover. A multiplayer mode allows playing the 3 spies in the same time. More than 20 outfits can be unlocked per character. Each board has its own villain to battle - Jerry will present each stage with a short briefing to explain what adversary the Spies are about to confront. Fashion Show - Help your Spy become the most popular so that she kicks Mandy off her popularity throne. First, you have to win the most popularity points to get the coolest outfits. Next you’ll have to show your stuff on the catwalk in a big fashion show so that you can come in first place on the podium. Release name: Totally.Spies.Totally.Party-ENiGMA Size: 1 DVD5, 1.42 GB Genre: Kiddie Party Game Protection: None File names: enigma-totallyparty Reviews, info: Gamespot, IGN NFO: Here Homepage: N/A Developer, distributor: Ubisoft :hi:
12.11.200759.9KB
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30.10.20074.3KB
is a young rat in the french who arrives in paris, only to find out that his cooking idol is dead.RatatouilleDvDrip-aXXo Remy is a young rat in the French countryside who arrives in Paris, only to find out that his cooking idol is dead. When he makes an unusual alliance with a restaurant's new garbage boy, the culinary and personal adventures begin despite Remy's family's skepticism and the rat-hating world of humans. no pass
18.10.200734.7KB
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01.12.200720.8KB

 
1. i like to move it (erick 'more' club mix) 2. can you feel it? (erick 'more' club mix) 3. raise1. I Like To Move It (Erick 'More' Club Mix) 2. Can You Feel It? (Erick 'More' Club Mix) 3. Raise Your Hands 4. One Life To Live 5. The Stuntman's Anthem 6. Conway 7. Toety 8. Wine Your Body 9. R.E.X. 10. Go On Move 11. I Like To Move It (DJ Dero NRG Remix) 12. Erick 'More's' Anthem-Can You Feel It? :hi: :hi: :hi:
21.10.20076.1KB
stanley ipkiss is a bank clerk that is an incredibly nice man. he is too nice for his own good andStanley Ipkiss is a bank clerk that is an incredibly nice man. Unfortunately, he is too nice for his own good and is a pushover when it comes to confrontations. After one of the worst days of his life, he finds a mask that depicts Loki, the Norse night god of mischief. Now, when he puts it on, he becomes his inner, self: a cartoony romantic wild man. However, a small time crime boss, Dorian Tyrel, comes across this character dubbed "The Mask" by the media. After Ipkiss's alter ego indirectly kills his friend in crime, Tyrel now wants this green-faced goon destroyed Password : alex_galt :hi: :hi: :hi:
24.12.20078.4KB
1-depeche mode - behind the wheel (remix) 2-depeche mode - behind the wheel (shep pettibone remix)1-Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel (Remix) 2-Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel (Shep Pettibone Remix) 3-Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel (Beatmasters Mix) 4-Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel (L.P. Mix)
06.09.200724KB
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24.10.200781.3KB

 
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22.08.200725.8KB
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16.02.200736.5KB
release date: 1996 01. looking for a new love 02. i want you 03. some kind of lover (dance mix)Release date: 1996 Tracklist: 01. Looking For A New Love 02. I Want You 03. Some Kind Of Lover (Dance Mix) 04. Friends 05. Still A Thrill 06. Everything 07. Don't You Want Me (Dance Mix) 08. Your Love Keeps Working On Me 09. Most Of All 10. I'm The One You Need 11. Ectasy (Extended Dance Mix) 12. When A Man Loves A Woman (P.M. Dawn Remix) 13. Real Love pw: Mr. Moo :hi:
10.11.20079.5KB
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01.11.200736.9KB

 
Ī:de ce albaneze ies la suprafata din doua īn sa ia aer vāslasii cum fac soldatii albaneziĪ:De ce submarinele albaneze ies la suprafata din doua īn doua minute? R:Ca sa ia aer vāslasii ... Ī:Stiti cum fac soldatii albanezi īncalzirea de dimineata? R:Alearga doua ture de tara! Ī:Care-i diferenta dintre un albanez mic si unul mare? R:Ala mare arde mai mult. Ī:De ce au pierdut albanezii razboiul? R:Era arcasul bolnav! Ī:De ce e criza de elastic in Albania? R:Se pregatesc sa-si lanseze primul satelit artificial! Ī:Cum poate fi oprit un tanc albanez? R:Trebuie īmpuscat cel care īmpinge tancul... I:Ce se īntampla cānd la Tirana se arde un bec? R:Prin decret prezidential se scoate si cel de-al doilea bec din motive de siguranta statului! Ī:De ce e blocata flota Tiranei? R:Li s-a rupt o vāsla. La Natiunile Unite: -Cu ce dotare logistica poate participa Albania la fortele de mentinere a pacii? -Va dam un tanc! -Nu se poate, doar unul? -Bine, vi le dam pe amāndoua. Dupa un raid aviatic asupra Bosniei, albanezii sunt īntrebati: -De ce flota voastra aviatica nu a participat? -Era bolnav pilotul... Raport al amiralului albanez: Flota noastra a suferit pierderi grele: s-a rupt o vāsla Ī:Care a fost primul om pe Luna? R:Un albanez care s-a jucat cu o prastie... Se arunca doi albanezi īmpreuna cu o parasuta. Zice unul: -Trage ba de sfoara sa se deschida parasuta ca murim aici! -Nu stiu care-i sfoara! -De ce nu stii ba? -Pai eu sunt tanchist. Se facea ca americanii invadeaza Albania. Deh, astia mai slab dotati, nu prea stiau ce sa faca. Se īntrunesc ei, fac un consiliu de razboi, si planuiesc... -Ar trebui sa dotam si noi armata noastra cu ceva deosebit... -Pai,... sa le dam un tanc, cel mai bun tanc al nostru. -Bine, bine, si cum īi repartizam? -Doi la prastie, si trei la pedale... Ī:De cāti albanezi e nevoie pentru a monta un bec? R:De nici unul! Ī:De ce? R:Pentru ca nu au inventat īnca curentul electric! Ī:De ce merge economia albaneza atāt de prost? R:Pentru ca le-a murit magarul! Ī:De ce un avion albanez coboara la sol din 3 īn 3 minute? R:Ca sa-l īntoarca cu cheita. Īntr-o tabara a Castilor Albastre īn Kosovo si isca o cearta pe motive nationaliste īntre un american si un albanez. Zice americanul plin de māndrie albanezului: -We have Bill Clinton, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Jonny Cash! La care albanezul: -We have Slobodan Milosevici, No Wonder, No Hope and No Cash..." Ī:Cum se defineste un bun vānzator? R:Un albanez kosovar, care īi vinde unui sārb o jacheta NATO. Ī:Cum scufunzi un submarin albanez? R:Cioc, cioc la turela... O circulara de la politia albaneza: "Ajutati politia - Bateti-va singuri"... Ī:Cānd va avea politia albaneza cu adevarat succes? R:Atunci cānd numarul raufacatorilor prinsi va vi mai mare ca numarul angajatilor...
29.07.200717.9KB
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16.11.200734.9KB
soul survivor (long version) 04:58 2. midnight gambler (long version) 04:10 3. backseat of yourTracklisting: 1. Soul Survivor (Long Version) 04:58 2. Midnight Gambler (Long Version) 04:10 3. Backseat Of Your Cadillac (Maxi-Version) 04:33 4. Good Guys Only Win In Movies (Maxi-Version) 04:38 5. I Can Lose My Heart Tonight (Maxi-Version) 05:20 6. Baby I Need Your Love (Extended Mix) 04:19 7. Are You Man Enough (Long Version Muscle Mix) 05:59 8. Heaven And Hell (Extended Mix) 05:05 9. You Shot A Hole In My Soul (Maxi-Version) 05:10 10. Heartbreak Hotel (Room 69-Mix) 04:47 11. Jump In My Car (Maxi-Version) 04:09 12. Nothing But A Heartache (12″ Mix) 05:01 13. One Nights Not Enough (Maxi-Version) 05:03 14. Strangers By Night (Maxi-Version) 05:31 15. Cause You Are Young (Maxi-Version) 04:46 16. House Of Mystic Lights (Long Version Dance Mix) 04:13
06.09.200711.3KB
tracklist: 01-non siamo soli (con ricky martin) 02- promessa 03-una storia importante 04-unTracklist: 01-Non Siamo Soli (con Ricky Martin) 02- Promessa 03-Una storia importante 04-Un Cuore Con le Ali 05-Adesso Tu 06-Cantico 07-Se Bastasse Una Canzone 08-Cose Della Vita (Can’t Stop Thinking About... 09-Un’altra Te 10-Fabola 11-L Aurora 12-Piu Bella Cosa 13-Pił che puoi – CherNon 14-Ti Prometto Niente 15-I Belong To You (Il Ritmo della Passione) ... 16-La Nostra Vita 17-Ci Parliamo Da grande 18-Dove si nascondono gli Angeli 19-Il Tempo Fra di Noi
18.10.200722.9KB
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